WTF?! …a single verb followed by a single adjective. That’s it?! The sum total of the eagerly anticipated “unveiling” of Melania Trump’s so-called ‘children’s agenda’, as reported by the New York Times (paywall) on Monday, May 7th?!

Hmmm… You have to wonder about the seemingly-random laundry list of “causes” too – combating opioid abuse, cyberbullying and obsessing over the mental health of America’s youth – I’d say all three of those hit pretty close to home there at ole’ 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, wouldn’t you?

…then there’s the issue of plagiarism raised by the Guardian (looming paywall).

OK, so maybe I’m a little cynical, but how on earth did the [completely undeserving] recipient of an EB-1 visa manage to, once again, crib original work inspired by Michelle Obama and think she’d get away with it? Clearly, this is no Einstein…

Incredibly lazy, yes. Incredibly brilliant, no.

I doubt the Plagiarizer-in-Chief™ has had an original thought since grade school in Slovenia. I’m thinking it might be time to go back and re-evaluate that 2001 EB-1 visa application. Heck, once you’ve got proof of falsification of qualifications, can’t you just deport the offending party? You know, send ’em right back to their sh*thole country?

Quell the rage, dear reader, quell the rage… I’m merely repeating the same phrase her xenophobic husband used while denigrating immigrants back in January!