The narcissist-in-chief must’ve had another fever dream Friday night.

Apparently the village idiot believes his campaign was subjected to illegal wire taps, according to a New York Times article published on Saturday, (shortly after the twit tweeted). Yeah, ‘cept he can’t spell for sh*t, so it came out as “tapp my phones”.

Someone please confiscate this man’s smartphone and cut off all access to cable television in the White House! Do it now! Anyone who cannot spell the word ‘tap’ correctly shouldn’t have access to a social media account, let alone the nuclear launch codes!

JFC, what were you stupid Republicans thinking???

I mean, c’mon folks, Dummy Donny making entirely unsubstantiated claims, then demanding the Department of Justice investigate these unsubstantiated claims? Sad.

Thank goodness FBI Director James B. Comey, Jr. called bullsh*t sooner than later, according to a Washington Post article published earlier today, (Sunday). At least one person in Washington seems to be wising up, resisting the urge to waste taxpayers’ money on frivolous investigations…

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